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Wicked Women, Wicked Men and Wicket Keepers

by Blyth Power

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moggydon Zoundz, The Mob, Blyth Power. Once upon a time...the soundtrack to my life seemed to have Joseph as something of a permanent fixture! I lost my path- it seems Mr.Porta didn't. Doing aught nowadays? Favorite track: Hurling Time.
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anthony68 This is an album I return to again and again. The songs are a mix of folk/punk, with a take on the present and historic. Porter, the lead singer/writer has a great eye for detail both comic and tragic. The track Caligula, for example paints vivid images of colonial England in mockingly, absurd brilliance. The songs are catchy and I would love to find myself in a not so quaint byegone Inn singing and quaffing to the choruses. Favorite track: Caligula.
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1.
Goodbye General to lose Your armies march on bread and water I have stood in awe before your strategy But now I bow before a different altar Slipping along sorrels left bank You'd stride with me in perfect meter Had I been half the paragon I claim to be You would not have been my teacher Goodbye General you gave to me One thousand sparks of inspiration Your action made me time to ask the reason why In station after station after station And I know what it's like to play the fool It's instinct I can't overcome But I could name one thousand people I'd rather be But your name does not rank as one Slipping along sorrels left bank No logic could have made it easier You gladly gave to me all that was my due But what was Caesar's due you gladly gave to Caesar
2.
Keep the watch to windward boys Our enemies are growing bolder Stand to arms and use your sense of smell By the way his speech was cracked and halting I could tell Trouble was brewing and all was not well When the Captain said stand fast my boys And I wish you all the best He was red eyed from the morning And he was not fully dressed Then they kicked us stem to stern I'd expected nothing less He who fights and runs away Will live to be thrashed on another day Empty threats are all the arms we bear And the blood that we left on the deck to mark the slaughter Was tainted with rum It was thinner than water and lighter than air Oxfam and Christian Aid And the licensed victualler's trade And when it all comes down to dust again The ferryman must be paid And the barbershop quintet's expenses cannot be defrayed With your hands together softly so Your little fists clenched tight in anger Impotence becomes you very well By the way you stood before the altar I could tell You had nothing to offer nothing to say As we're standing into danger now I'm hanging on for life and laughter Heart of oak in gallant company But a heart of oak will burn when touched with fire It crumbles to ashes to dust it expires and ceases to be
3.
Flower of England to the Netherlands came To assay his wit on Phillip's claim With sweating palms he gripped the reins Nothing ventured nothing gained Bricklayer bricklayer you're a man of means a man of wit and charm What draws you then nor sword nor pen now the bricklayer takes up arms This world has so many windows Looking out on every side I have not been satisfied With my single narrow view So I've done my best Took the colours across the sea Let them do their worst to me I'll see what I can do I can sit upon a big boned cavalry charger now and gaze me stern about I can bow to the gentlemen touch my cap and turn my pockets out Impassionate and impartial Don't paint my soul in black and white I went there to feel and not to fight But I had to go The Devil took underneath my soul And had to be mollified Now I'm qualified To speak of things I know Give me leave to bid you please I need not your leave to go Nor a cat nor a dove nor a white kid glove Make the bricklayer's arms a crow Not a cat nor a dove nor a white kid glove But the bricklayer's arms a crow shall be Cat nor dove nor a white kid glove Make the bricklayer's arms a crow
4.
This afternoon at half past four Charlie Chaplin was admitted to the morgue The undertaker breathed a prayer Rolled up his sleeves and hung his coat upon a chair It was Charles, Charles the papers rave He was bold he was committed I tell you he was brave We put a cross to mark the spot where we laid his grave Because Jesus saves There are people into anarchy and peace And others who don't practice what they preach Some people fabricate the truth with ease They will convince you that the moon is made of cheese And when the message is received Some need a name a cult and then there's some just content to believe But the ones who are never deceived Are never believed I believe I believe okay I believe I've never seen anything look so grey I believe some people fight and people pray I don't believe you need believe the things they say Do you believe in high ideals Or in a white chalk horse upon a distant hill Do you place your trust in paramilitary skills Or powder and pills This afternoon at half past four Charlie Chaplin was admitted to the morgue The undertaker breathed a prayer Rolled up his sleeves and hung his coat upon a chair And though the man is dead and gone Although the turf is laid and the mourners have all gone home We will continue while his memories linger on To pick Charlie Chaplin's bones
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John O'Gaunt 03:15
My master is a huntsman he's the finest in the land His stock is made of silkworms and his tactics underhand Of habitat his destrier his clothes of christian aid He leans towards the obvious with his verbal cannonade What's gone wrong what's the matter John Pick up your shield and pull your beaver down What's gone wrong what's the matter John Me and the lads are fighting for the crown My master fights a conflict which he does not understand It's five parts Mary Magdelane and five parts Vietnam His jacket leather bristles studs and slogans painted zeal Though his hat is made of puffballs his boots are made of seals My master speaks in ignorance of colour creed and class The hand that tilts at windmills would rather tilt a glass He tells us man made power, tells us man created pain And Christie made elastoplast to make them whole agaln Don't give me swimming pools and telephones Just give me power eaten cold and off the bone
6.
Hurling Time 03:26
Hello good day, God be with you And I hope you are well I hope that you won't be perturbed By the crack in my bell And that the stench of my soul Won't detract from the cautionary burden Of my tale:- Hearts in my hand reading seven and ace And my hand's on my heart when I'm saying my grace And I'm thanking the saviour for stuffing my face With my pigs and my fishes and wine Old Peter Wyatt's got a couple of cows Two horses, a donkey, a sheep and a forrowing sow And he goes to church now he isn't allowed To work on a Sunday no more And he bows his head as he kneels in his pew And he doesn't know why but it's something to do He's there with the rest of the Heaven bound crew For sweet Jesus one day at a time I'll go back to Shire someday Where the fields are green and the people are grey You won't see me for the dust of my heels I swear when I go there 'Tis diamonds they wear at their cuffs and their throats Of silk are their britches and velvet their cloaks While it's sacking and nettles they give us for coats And their God He looks down from above Now here on the land it gets harder to thrive What with every new law that our masters contrive We pay through the nose when were paying the tithe To the Baron the Priest and the King He bids good day to the sun and then next to my gold To the ones I'll unleash and the ones I withold But it's to the ones that increase and come back to the fold I'll give my blessing and all of my love But something within me demands that I lay down my arms To give up the gun and the ghost and my magical charms You won't see me for the dust of my heels I swear when I go there Now here in my hand is the seven of spades To dig up the land where the cattle once grazed Where rebellion was fostered an army was raised Deep in the bowels of the past With Walter the Tyler lying dead at our feet We drew back our bows and advanced down the street When up came the King with his tongue waxing sweet And he duped us with honey and bile Then how great were my hopes meteorical rise I could hardly believe with my very own eyes Then the kings men came riding cut us back down to size Without even the farce of a trial But I'm terribly terribly terribly terribly proud Of the arms I bore and the crest they'll sew on my shroud Though my name is engraved on the arm of the gallows at Tyburn gate Thanks ever so much for the trouble you took I would have kissed your most neighbourly hand if I'd known where to look But I was never so blind as the times I was searching for truth so hard Andromeda you mustered your children away from their ploughs Some are in prison some are still free to tell how Beneath the earth that you promised them rashly Some are pushing up daisies for you now
7.
It's probably going to rain Tomorrow's going to be the same It'll probably always be that way And probably never change Mr Porter won't you take me to excess Won't you take down my particulars And take down my address Did you tune into it last night Did you see it once again Did you wince and pray to the Lord did you know It's probably going to rain today It's probably going to rain No screech of tortured couplings No grinding squeal of brakes Just the hiss of poisonous gases Through the ventilator intakes I've got Jesus on the mainline A 45 on the spur Stage managing disasters Under test conditions Deep throat South Atlantic Sonar will not reach Radar will not penetrate I'm like a whale upon the beach When thirty seconds later The movie reached its end You're probably feeling stupid now You've probably lost a friend
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Caligula 02:03
Beautiful flows the Tees From Middlesborough down to the sea They'll erect a statue of me In Thornaby Faith I met Caligula Now I can't leave him alone In Rome do as Rome does Do as Rome does when in Rome You can court your D'Artagnans Woo them with pimpernels But don't mess with Caligula If you can't stand the smell Hand wrought in delicate clay On the chesterfield sofa he lay Engrossed in a leatherbound book Reading Shelly and Rupert Brooke The most logical thing I could do Was to give to Caesar his due And quoting Seneca he All my due gave me As the cricketers proffer their bats To the ladies in the big straw hats The clink of bottles and coins Sounds a knell as battle is joined Says I 'tis never a match To daisy cutters despatch All God's in a lie quoth he And a fast ball gave me
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Phillip Duke of Anjou I'm happy to kneel beside you To witness the burden you bear Silently bowing in prayer My painted plasterwork peer Has been on his knees six hundred years The courts are reviewing his case They want me to stand in his place The defenders of Burghfield mill Fell to Iretons disciplined drill I was a bystander there I averted my gaze and muttered a prayer Ireton said to me You are temperate pious and clean If your conscience stands in accord We will be happy to have you aboard Where's the man with the smile A two bedroomed flat in Carlisle Does he move in circles we know Hammersmith Broadway to Greenwood Road Is Dickon his familiar still Does his ghost stalk Burghfield mill Does he court Jehovah with lies When he turns up the eggs of his eyes It probably won't be easy What if they see right through me What then can the ticket inspector do I'm willing to come to terms with you But it probably won't be easy What if they don't believe me Now he gets up with the sun To shovel his sixteen tons And the frost is as stolid as nails To splinter the sleepers and shatter the rails Remember whatever the cost You've got to burn all the bridges you cross Because the Devils you've yet to behold Are better by far than the Devils you know
10.
Marius Moves 03:30
Marius moves an oath is sworn The parish churches and the bloodstained corn Where have all the flowers gone They've gone west young man says I Stiff in the saddle Cromwell came They met together in a shower of rain We ground them into Salisbury Plain And it came as no surprise To see you outgunned and outmanoeuvred Even as you planned your wild campaign Black were the boots of the young men Trampling the fields of yellow grain He lights up his pipe as he tells you the story Again and again and again Stop the city block the drains Tear down the houses and stop the trains And Johnny came marching home again To watch the news at ten Cavalry charges in a flank attack Tape it on the video and play it back Look there's me I'm the one in black He tells his new found friends Remember how you stood there screaming On the steps of the corn exchange Black were the boots of the young men Trampling the fields of yellow grain He passes the bottle and tells you the story Again and again and again Tell me again How General Purpose quit the field The military objectives unfulfilled We bore him away on his cardboard shield again
11.
Ixion 03:42
Some folks are never happy some are on the make Some are not content with a slice And want the whole of the cake There's the greedy and the malcontents the weak and the strong We don't entertain the thought That we could ever do anything wrong Ixion's pinned to his wheel Is he ever going to turn his face away Is he ever going to learn that it's never going to pay He's going to be turning round in circles forever and a day An oath of desperation stifles tears of bitter rage The pen nib crawls in spiral scrawls Across the empty page Where once a year of inspiration could be written in a day But what's the point in writing Now you've nothing more to say If you could be an artist would you want to waste your time Painting passions from a broken hearts Imaginary lines If grey skies up above prevent you coming up for air Try to paint only the things that you see Not the ones you know to be there Ixion's pinned to his wheel Is he ever going to turn his face away Is he ever going to learn that it's never going to pay He's going to be turning round in circles Forever and a day
12.
There's an awful lot of ideas coming thick and coming fast Some are stupid some are dangerous some are never going to last There are those which shock the senses and some defy belief Then there's those that would be better If they'd never been conceived This morning at five thirty spins electrodes to the brain As the driver Edward Miller revs the engine of his train 47484 the locomotive gave a cough Eddie grabbed the regulator and tried to pull it off Waiting at the portals and we're standing in a line Our faces fresh and eager to imbibe the heady wine We climb upon the table and we lay our bodies bare They pin down our extremities and shave off all our hair Just as Revlon killed the rabbits in laboratory tests Surely we shall die of sony walkman video cassettes As we screw the outer casing on the latest new machine To perfect the ingenuity of Doctor Guillotine Inspector Siegfried Möller he's the Devil of a man He can clench his fist and hide a full grown tomcat in his hand His face is red in his swollen head his belly huge with beer And he certifies your ticket with a cold carnivorous leer With his one hand on the rudder and the other on the chain Siegfried guides himself across the rolling northern German plain His little piggy eyes light up when inspiration comes And another new-age scheme is born of Siegfried's restless thumbs Over every single country like a cancer spread the train Over channel ports and borders bringing panic fear and pain Into the iron curtain crashing through the flashing floodlight beams And on through every east bound station where the signal light was green And I know that it may sound silly But I don't know for sure Why that westerly wind has brought you so many things You've never had before So crawl back to your pine trees crawl along with me The Devil took the gentlemen but he won't take me The Devil took the gentlemen but he won't take me Now I've been working hard all day To wash some of Shelley's blues away There's an infinite amount in a Swiss bank account And the interest rate grows higher every day Well the train leaves town when the sun goes down And won't be coming back The train is running on schedule But the train is on the wrong track They say the train is running on schedule But the train is on the wrong track

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Please note: If you buy the album you will also receive bonus downloads of the tracks from the remastered 'A Little Touch Of Harry In The Night'.

Back in the olden days, before NME, Sounds and Melody Maker cottoned on to the fact that Blyth Power was unfashionable, the first LP was recorded. It was December 1986. Joseph had just sacked the entire band, but they were still going to play on the recording. Clearly he had a lot to learn. Any self-respecting dictator worth his salt would have shot them all out of hand. We like the coincidence that 56076 had its Blyth Power nameplates removed around this time, and put onto 56134 instead. It must have been an omen. Anyhow, the band went into RMS studio in Crystal Palace and churned it out. Of mild interest in the wake of this release is the publicity campaign which the then solvent All The Madmen Records paid for. There was this chap called Spike who got paid £400, and in return he blagged interviews with all the music papers. Joseph even got to make an ass of himself on Radio 1's Newsbeat show. Hurrah! Think how much more press we might have gotten if we'd paid for advertising space as well. There were two vinyl pressings. The first had a green sleeve and the second had a blue, and the lyrics were included in a booklet. Mr C. at ATM rejected the original artwork design for the sleeve as it offended his vegetarian principles. Boo hoo. We thought it was funny. When the second pressing sold out, the LP languished in obscurity, until the first in a long line of generous and public-spirited benefactors was rash enough to lend us the cash to put it out on CD. It was thus the first release on Downwarde Spiral Records. To add spice to the re-issue we included a re-mixed version of our first cassette release, A Little Touch of Harry in the Night, which had also vanished into obscurity. This relic was recorded on a 4-track machine in a basement in Hackney. It's one of those things that old punks get dewy-eyed over, and claim we shouldn't have done. "The original's better," we never tire of hearing. "Why don't you release all the new stuff on vinyl..."

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released December 1, 1986

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Since 1984 Blyth Power have been playing and recording original music, which although regarded by many as fitting into the folk rock catergory goes so much further. Based around the lyrics of songwriter Joseph Porter, the band's sound is unique, and there is an atmosphere to Blyth Power that adds a depth to the music, and makes them more than just another pop group. ... more

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